"You know what I think of you? Foolish is the woman that believes that goddamn tripe!"
-Elyse Sewell on bitch Robin Manning :)

"The Breakdown (Finals)"
[Music || Charlotte Martin, "Your Armor"]
Wow, where has time gone? So much has happened in these quick couple of months of growing up fast.

Well, this coming week is finals week. I have a final each day, Monday through Friday. Each exam is only about a couple hours but the time is precious to maintain my grade. Can I survive college? Can I stand tall? I think I can, even in as(s)tronomy.

Here's my breakdown:
Monday: BECA Quiz #4 1:30 p.m. - 3:30 p.m. (I can actually exempt this if I got a 10 on my last essay, but I'm not too confident on that crappy last essay I have not gotten back yet)
Tuesday: Statistic Final 8:00 a.m. - 10:30 a.m. (This will either elevate me to a low A or keep me in the range of B; I'm not too worried either way since a B is hella good for me)
Wednesday: Philosophy Final 9:00 a.m. - 10:30 a.m. (Not too worried about this one; won't hurt my grade either way, I've learned so much from this class already)
Thursday: English Final (Practice JEPET) 1:30 p.m. to 3:30 p.m. (Not too worried either; the lowest grade I can probably get in this class is a B. JEPET essay topics are fun to write)
Friday: As(s)tronomy Final 8:00 a.m. - 10:30 a.m. (This one I am worried about since anything is bound to show up on his tests, especially stuff we have never covered. This is what pisses me off, so I hope I can get at least a PASSING score in this class) Also, today's the day I head back home. Traffic is gonna be hell, but let's hope for the best, shall we?

Happy holidays! I love you!

"Sex Talk: Too Explicit"
[Music || Jessica Andrews, "There's More To Me Than You"]
Isn't it strange, the topic of sex?

Last night, my room mate had two female dorm mates over and they totally ripped whatever clean-cut image I had. It was not like I was going to lie, lol. I had a hard time containing myself (in laughter) as the topic ranged from masturbating in the shower (sorry, I don't have a water/swimming pool fetish) to how long it takes me to get off (usually a couple hours, shocking eh? :)).

I'm happy to know that females also masturbate, which I believe is very healthy. And what's more healthy than masturbating at least once a week? That's the minimum for masturbators, it's so unbelievably hard to not get some relief in such a long time span. If you haven't tried your hand at the masturbating game, give it a try and see if you like it. It's definitely very healthy and safe (for most people, I would think).

Jackinworld.com is a great, informative site on how to enhance your solo performance for males AND females. It also answers many questions one may have.

When the discussion lead to penis and vagina piercing, I had to draw the line. "Ewww," I am sorry but I don't even want to think about how it's done. I (along with one girl) refused to look at the pictures my room mate was searching for on the net. That is just so dangerous and icky. No piercings for me. (Yet. Never say never, right?)

This type of stuff about masturbation, sex, virginity, bed stains, hand jobs and groping use to be confidential among my friends and I. I guess it's less of a taboo talking about it among strangers? Or maybe I should be more open because sexuality and masturbation is a wonderful, pleasurable thing!

((Sorry Helen, Ali, Winnie, etc if you ever read this! This is not me typing it, it's my evil sister Kelly.))

"Weekend Update"
[Music || Jessica Andrews, "Who I Am" (Rosemary's Granddaughter)]
Let's see what I accomplished this weekend.

Friday: Overslept, missed Philosophy class. Tanked my last Astronomy quiz. Went back to room, fell asleep. Watched back-to-back-to-back "old skool" episodes of "Alias" with Zoraida till I zoned out again.
Saturday: Sat in front of my computer, ready to type my research paper. Did not start. Played around with my blog. Watched "Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life" DVD extras. Fell asleep.
Sunday: Typed half a sentence for my research report. Surfed online. Found out Katie Holmes' "First Daughter" backed off the competition from Mandy Moore on January 9. DAMN! Sitting her typing this, still have not gotten to research paper.

Here's my outlook for this week:
Monday: Finish peer-edit research paper. Start BECA essay. Study for last Stat Mid-term on Tuesday/complete notes. Register for Spring classes.
Tuesday: Take last Stat Mid-term. Have peer-edit paper completed for class in afternoon. Finish BECA essay/interview. Prepare for Philosophy presentation.
Wednesday: Philosophy presentation. Turn in BECA essay & interview questions. Finish research paper.
Thursday: Jolt down review stuff for Stat final. Turn in COMPLETE research paper with work cited.
Friday: Get ready for finals.